THE LYRICS
DR THUNDER:
Dr Thunder
He's our hero
Gonna' take our thirst down to zero
He's the Pepper Magnified
And he's fighting on Sam Choice's side!
MOUNTAIN LIGHTNING:
They call him Mountain Lightning
Thirst is what he's fighting
People call him an imitation
But it's gotta' be their imagination
Cuz' Pepsi's Dew don't even come close
To the caffeinated soft drink with the most
It's Mountain...Mountain...Mountain...
MOUNTAIN LIGHTNING!!!